to 10 frequently asked questions that I never have the presence of mind to come up with (the answers, not the questions).
So I decided to write them down, Letterman style.
I have no idea how to get your cat down from the tree. I ran public relations for an animal welfare organization, not rescue services.
What can you do for me? For starters, pay my mortgage, get me a BMW… oh, I see. That was a rhetorical question.