I don’t love you, I don’t hate you. Do I even like you?
You’re nicely-laid out.
I like dragging and dropping people into circles.
It’s interesting to know who’s added me.
It’s annoying that your preferences are preset to email me anytime anyone sneezes in Google+. Yes, I’ve changed them.
The notifications at the top of my Gmail screen are disconcerting. I’ll get used to them.
You’re stressing me out.
If someone adds me, do I need to add them?
If I don’t add them immediately, will they take offense?
Circles are already making my head spin.
Hangout with my webcam? I have to put on makeup?
I’m going to cook food instead.